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So I just read two completely different stories about the U.S. Forest Service, and I think I have whiplash.
On one hand, you’ve got this glossy feature piece out of North Carolina. It’s a beautiful story, really. Hurricane Helene comes through, absolutely wrecks the Appalachians, and washes away a huge chunk of Interstate 40. Gushing river, collapsed highway, 25,000 vehicles a day stranded. It’s a disaster movie opening.
And who swoops in? The Forest Service, working hand-in-glove with the N.C. Department of Transportation. They figure out they can use rock and soil from the nearby Pisgah National Forest to rebuild the road. According to the press release—and let’s be clear, that’s what this is—this brilliant move saved taxpayers nearly $100 million and shaved three years off the construction time.
They even "rebuilt better." They're adding 1,000 acres to the national forest, installing wildlife passages, and putting in a new bridge. Everyone is patting each other on the back. You’ve got quotes like this one from a district ranger: “This is a great example of how collaboration and teamwork can lead to smart solutions.”
It’s perfect. It’s competent. It’s the government we all wish we had.
Now For Reality
Then I read the other story. The one out of Alaska.
The same U.S. Forest Service is being systematically dismantled. The Trump administration is closing an unknown number of offices up there. Research labs are being shuttered and "consolidated" into a single location in Colorado. The nine national regional offices are getting axed. This is all on top of the 3,400 Forest Service employees who were already fired nationally, more than 100 of them in Alaska alone. And the cherry on top? A proposed 34% budget cut.
When asked for details, some USDA spokesperson gave the most perfect non-answer I’ve ever seen: “Some aspects of the reorganization will take place over the coming months, while others will take more time. We will continue to provide updates as the reorganization moves forward.”
Let me translate that for you: “We’re gutting the place, but we’d rather you not pay attention. Please look at this shiny object over here.”
The shiny object, offcourse, is the story about the heroics in North Carolina.
This whole thing is a disaster. No, 'disaster' doesn't cover it—this is a five-alarm dumpster fire being gift-wrapped as "efficiency." How in the hell is an agency supposed to pull off another North Carolina-style miracle when its experts are being fired, its offices are being boarded up, and its funding is being slashed by a third? Who’s left to do the work? The botanists, hydrologists, and archeologists who gave their input on the I-40 project—are they safe? Or are their jobs being "consolidated" to a hub in Missouri?
It just doesn't add up. You can't have it both ways. You can't be the hyper-competent, collaborative agency that saves the day and also be the hollowed-out shell that can barely keep the lights on. It’s like bragging about the incredible meal you cooked while your kitchen is actively on fire.
And while all this is happening, I see this little blurb out of New Hampshire. The Forest Service had to station a wildfire helicopter at a municipal airport because the drought is so bad. Just a small, tactical move. The grunts on the ground, doing what they can to stop the White Mountains from turning into a cinderblock, while the suits in D.C. and their political overlords are playing a shell game with the entire agency. It ain't right.
I swear, every time I see the phrase "Department of Government Efficiency," my wallet tries to crawl out of my pocket and run for the hills. It’s always the same playbook.
Maybe I’m the crazy one here. Maybe this is just how things work now. You put out a press release about your one big win while you quietly dismantle your ability to ever win again, and you hope nobody notices the discrepancy. You hope they just see the headline about the fixed road and not the fine print about the closed offices.
They want us to believe in the competence, the teamwork, the "smart solutions," and honestly...
So, Which Forest Service Is It?
Are we supposed to believe the PR, or are we supposed to believe our own eyes?
Because what I see is one agency telling two different stories. One is a fairytale written for public consumption, a memory of what a well-funded, well-staffed public service can accomplish. The other is the obituary, being written in real-time in memos about "reorganization" and "consolidation."
The North Carolina story isn't a sign of a healthy agency. It's the last ghost in the machine. It’s the muscle memory of an organization that’s being systematically starved to death. And we’re all sitting here, applauding the ghost.
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